CONFESSION:
"I am the biggest pimp you will ever meet. I have at least one girl on every floor of both South Carrick and Humes that would shack with me if i presented the offer. Its great to be me."

REFLECTION:
This was an extremely over confident guy who was bragging to ANOTHER GIRL about how available he was. I know that if i were the girl he was "bragging" to, I would be extremely turned OFF.